Dean Pelton would want you to have this. Possibly so you could use it on him but he’d definitely want you to have it.

Dang, if you’re in the US you should consider the post office, their lost parcel rate is between .1% and .5%.

I’m an xennial and I was already figuring that I’ll never be able to retire.

Also more ethical than most US police departments.

There is a site called Digg, IIRC it’s only tangentially related to the original Digg though. I read a year or two ago that someone had bought the name and was making a new site that would function very differently from the original.

You can tell it’s a dad joke because no one under the age of 40 has ever received a paper paycheck

Sorry, Luigi raised the bar.

Actually infuriating is that this show is touted by anyone as “the greatest show on streaming now” or even “greatest show ever.”

This show is popular because it has the moral intelligence of a toddler and stars a beefcake with way more charm than he has any right to.

Okay, here’s the compromise: you close everything down, and we don’t feed you to a hungry business of ferrets.

It’s my understanding that sharps were primarily an American thing, but the original skins in the UK were anti-fascist. Not sure if these are Brits or Americans but either way probably not Nazis.

This is up there with a bunch of toilet seats showing up as “related to your recent purchase.”