Yes!

Sadly, he did.

For real, I don’t mean to scare anyone but that could be a sign of colorectal cancer. Better safe than sorry.

The ones you buy now, you take with the first bite of dairy. I use Lactajoy, they work great and don’t let me down. The problem I have is remembering to take them or to even check if something not obvious contains dairy. But when I remember, no problems whatsoever.

“If it’s stupid, and it works… then it’s not stupid.”

But would we have buttholes in the play?

Admit it, it gave you magic powers.

Tajin makes everything better!

Now I want tajin watermelon. Speaking of which, if you’ve never tried putting salt on watermelon, it’s delicious. Somehow brings out the sweetness and juiciness.

I tried licking those lamps and also licking straight up Himalayan salt blocks. They don’t taste any different from regular salt to me. The prevailing flavor is salt.

Haha, your husband sounds like my husband:

The only pollutant on that lamp is my saliva. Cause I licked it.

Neigh.

One of these bois:

I don’t know if you’ve ever licked one, but I sure have.

Can confirm, this was saved on my camera roll in 2015.

Well, yeah, we like to shoot at our licorice, as is tradition.