Mouse, M.D.

Edit:

His blonde doctor friend can be Stilton.

Use sparingly:

Salt

Pepper

BBQ rub seasoning from ???

Onion powder

Garlic salt

Misc. dried Italian herbs you’ve owned for years

Anything else left in your pantry

As I understand microwaves, they are essentially powered by magical runes we trap inside.

Agree to disagree. A society would be fine, but I’ll take the air fryers.

Just hold your chicken leg out the window for a few seconds.

The term “magnum opus” gets thrown around so much these days, which cheapens it.

This is your magnum opus.

Exactly, if those were lines in the sand, I just wouldn’t have ANY friends.

Don’t be afraid to treat yo’self!

Surely they can’t be tha…oh.

Oh, my.

Notably, you’re not asking for forgiveness from your victims. So you get to rape them, never apologize, and then still get to say “Welp. It’s already been forgiven by some other guy!”

If you were doing it based on odds, you’d probably want to find the common denominators of all of them to give you the best odds. Like you’re gonna wanna get into kids more, that’s a pretty common theme regardless of deity.

Which is how you know hell is probably secretly heavenly.

It’s just “immigrants = invaders” repackaged slightly.

How’s Mexico?

I like the way you think.

They didn’t understand Bitcoin either until it was too late and they’d missed the ground floor of a rocketship. The people who catch the vision early are the ones who make the money. You’re an utter fool if you’re not buying as many fruit cups as you can get your hands on. Borrow money if you have to. Don’t miss out again!

It allowed Jeff and others to get an easy Pikachu from the bushes.

Why’s he covering himself. We all wanna see.

Half dollars, ideally.