Don’t worry about it, they’ll turn when you slam the dishwasher door hard enough.

Yes, they would have been like philosophers, scientists, or academics.

Also, trivia: the Bible never says there were 3. It just says wise men came (unspecified number) and brought 3 gifts.

The article mentions felony charges - it could also or instead be that it was too high a bar (pun intended) to indict when it should have been a misdemeanor vandalism charge.

Bruce Willis was absolutely not unknown when Die Hard was made. He’d been the costar of a hit TV show for 3 years already.

Sorry, nothing else to contribute as of this comment, just wanted to point that out.