IMO, the easiest way to make your system not swap into some disk you don’t want it to is to not enable any swap partition on that disk.

If it’s using that much RAM for cache, it will survive not having a swap with a minimum impact on performance.

The thing is, hair is way stronger against erosion than rocks.

You need bacteria, or to cook it in some geothermal activity. Otherwise, even if you gave them the same time, the results would still be similar.

Take the disk, plug it on the other machine, and delete any udev rule that you didn’t create.

Done. Penguin on the faster machine.

The audience better not speak Japanese.