I hit a nerve, didn’t I? 😆

Americans see a sandwich, a European sees a picture with no actual bread, no actual cheese and no actual meat.

He’ll lie down between my arms and rest his head on my lower arm while my hands are on the keyboard. Good touch typing practice, as I can’t see the keys.

Thank you. He’s indeed soft and cuddly, though also drooly and clawy. We love him.

His hunger is insatiable, as evidenced by his annoyed moaning whenever he glimpses the bottom of his food bowl. His foster home had turned him into a mega-chonk, but I got him in the right track. Now he’s part killing-machine, part cuddle-machine.

If your friend breaks out in a weird, shuffley dance in front of everyone, I’m sending him home

The level of sophistication of our pet feeder at home is a fistful of kibble pulled out of a bag and dropped in a bowl. If we’re away, we have a good neighbour who drops in to check on the cat, or the cat stays with my family. I’m an IT professional, and prefer my house to be as dumb as possible.

Of course I will post a picture of my cat when mentioning him. His name is Nemo.