Better yet, know why you don’t see any vampires in Africa?

Thievery Corporation begs to differ: Vampires

Kind of — Bob Hope made the joke in the late 1950s:

Bob Hope, back from his Russian junket, noted that there had been TV in all the rooms of his Moscow hotel–”only it watches you”

Source: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-soviet-russia