US toilets are about as antiquated as our trains. Trapped in the 1950s

1. But courtesy flush
2. But you’re allowed to communicate to the dick sucker. Communication is very important in sex
3. But I’m also using my phone to read
4. But use soap too
5. But also slap their face before walking away

I’d rather work in a ganja kitchen where things are slow and the customers are increasingly chill with every course.

No tag for not AI.

Only AI tags needed, which helps remind people that slop should be warned against. We don’t need to warn for slop free apps