I remember the “totally autonomous for real you guys” robot that couldn’t even be Waldoed into shutting a dishwasher…

“Here’s Jose Flanders!”

“Buenos ding dong diddly Diaz senor!”

Í live in Fort Worth, why the hell do I get amber alerts for Houston!? That’s a 6 hour drive at least…

Roasted asparagus is the bomb. Streamed broccoli with cheese sauce. Raw broccoli with ranch dip. Raw celery, again with ranch dip/dressing.

I see you dude/ette!

I get that it could be a one-or-all kinda firing, but in my mind, a species that could build the Halo array wouldn’t be limited by something as trivial as light-speed-lag; nevermind the fact that it was supposed to to be an “end-of-days” solution, implying that it needed to hit everything, everywhere, all at once.

So hitting the “fire all dem bitches” button should be instantaneous, to the point the flood couldn’t survive by slipping in between the firing patterns…

Wait, I thought it was a simultaneous firing?! Though since the new Shepards of the Halo Franchise have proven themselves to be pants-on-head incompetent, the lore of Halo now seems to be worth less than the spit wasted taking about it.