Nobody is getting any money

I do not want the mental imagery of trump under the covers

*badly. … but I guess bad grammar is the point.

Can you put a condom on Florida, to protect the rest of the world ?

Strange. I’ve always wanted to send other people into it

Maybe we should get together.

More and more automated spam systems are getting wise to that and dropping any text after the +

Fuck off. You do not get a pass to call people nazis no matter what your personal circumstances are

You can also ask how to spell you’re

Nah, it will be just as awful as you imagine but those people love to keep punishing themselves by forcing it down their own throats, saying please sir, can I have more, and then blaming liberals for making them ask.

Nah, if they really want to get under his skin, they should rename the lakes to Lake Obama, Lake Hillary, Lake Comey, and so on.

… and now trump has dementia to boot !

Well, it shows he doesn’t think he could get away with renaming them after himself.

At least Heisenberg knows exactly how fast Descartes is moving now.

Oh baby, you can handle so much anthropomorphism

You’re thinking of her sister, “Liar”

There’s a new season ?

Autistic… maybe, but suffering from ptsd, definitely.

I am a leaf on the wind

… and they can’t even spell weighs

Oh you must be talking about bray-k