About a year or two. Holy shit.

He’s like the father you never wanted.

Wow.

Well, that’s unfortunate. But at least you know the correct response.

Nor should you. But don’t lose trust in yourself. You’ll fuck up, sometimes. You won’t know the right thing to do. You’ll say the wrong thing and make yourself or someone else feel bad. But that’s life.

You’re also the person who you’ll be with for the rest of your life (you can’t change that). Work on learning to love yourself. It makes a huge difference when you get there. I wish you the best.

My mother got mad when she found my friend teaching me to do my own laundry, said we’d break the washing machine. Later, I shrunk my favorite tshirts doing laundry when I got an apt.

My mother once said to me she didn’t appreciate how The Gays had to be “all in your face about it.” Oh, shit, Mom. Did two guys force you to watch them make out at the store? Cause that’d be in your face about it. She was the reason I was homophobic until I was 20.

Congratulations! I mean it.

Vote for Trump a third time. Fuck you, mom. You’re officially a Bad Person™.

Visiting the family next month and I forbade them from telling her we’re coming. I said they can tell her whatever they want after we’re gone.

Yeah, absolutely. If you took something that I painted (I can’t paint, fwiw) and had it touched up, fuck you.

I’l been sitting in the same (mesh) chair for >15yrs (Aeron) and have no such problem. That the OP’s response to the GF’s complaint is anger says more about them than they intend.

Holy crap. This is the best shower thought I’ve read. Good job! I’m gonna share this with others.

That’s rough. I still love you, pal.

some_guy’s mother: Something something the gays, I just wish they didn’t have to be so in your face about it.