Everyone has a library card at Anna’s Archive

Having fun isn’t hard if you have a library card

Astronomy is as cheap as your local observatory’s entry fee (and the gas to drive there) (assuming you have a local observatory)

A legendary dickhead. “Boo hoo hoo, the city wants me to stop shitting in the creek! Woe is me, my neighbors are offering to pay for my sewer hookup! How cruel and capricious those catholics are, accepting my offer to sell my property! I’ll make them pay for this by attempting to murder their families!”

If there’s a hell then Marvin Heemeyer is dumping a cement mixer full of his own shit in a lake of fire right now

I cut my teeth on a '93 Geo Metro. Approximately 30 lbs wet, not weighed down by things like an automatic transmission or air bags or a tachometer. Had to learn the car’s language, listen when she told me to shift gears. God I miss that little toy car

Real advice: get your shit ready the day before. You won’t be stumbling around looking for socks if you found a pair last night. Of your clothes are already in the bathroom, you can walk straight from your bed to the shower. If your lunch box is already packed, you can just grab it from the fridge and go.

Idunno, where I work they basically just pay you to show up if you’re on second shift

Apparently her name is actually Kortney. But reality doesn’t matter when a bunch of redditors get together to hate a woman

Sounds great until either a) a student laughs, says no, and stays on their phone or b) a teacher gets fired for trying to force a student to drop their phone in a cardboard box

The other day I bought a cookie that was 200 calories per serving, with a serving size being half a cookie lmfao

For a while in my 20’s, I lived with my mom. It was always something walking through the living room and hearing the quartering or Greg gutfeld or some other moron pissing in her ear about how I’m a domestic terrorist because I’m a leftist.

Also I live in Kansas, so it’s not like leaving the house was much better

Oh it’s free

My least favorite thing about Linux is that I can’t pirate it