Like the sum total of me, including the past? I’m a good person now, but I used to be a pretty shitty person by most metrics. Like, deplorable.

I drove someone’s new car the other day. Glancing to my right for maybe a second triggered a “keep your eyes on the road” notification and alarm. You know, I used to not understand older people’s fear of new technology. I get it now.

We’re at war with Westasia too though.

I want to clarify, I’m asking that guillotines NOT be suggested.

I love the enthusiasm but I definitely picked things up faster as a teenager.