i’m a turtle
The last game I played was Sawayama Solitaire in the Zachtronics Solitaire Collection, and sometimes I’ll just deal Sawayama on my table with actual cards, so I figure my life is carrying on precisely like this.
Quite the opposite of playing, say, Soma, which would fuck someone up the mostiest.
No. Get your shill bullshit off lemmy.
They were indeed of the rich.
Then please ignore me walking off with this giant sack of purloined goods. You saw nothing.
Oh yeah, those are easy to thieve from.
Pirating from Amazon is actual, tangible product theft.
I mean, I still support it, it’s just more involved to do.
Lemme scoot over and make some room for you on the toilet.
Flavor country is a big country.
I straight-up lie to people about the number of rocks people should eat for breakfast!
The correct answer is one.
I’d kill two-thirds of my wife’s student loans. She would be quite happy.
Your boyfriend is 24‽
Well actually I guess that’s consenting adult range, carry on.
At first glance, I would have suggested to rotate it so the shore line is straight, but reflecting on it more, I like it just the way it is.
You took a good picture.
Guess we’ll be goin’ down together.
(think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts)
We’re lemmings. There’s a smooth way to say it.
What I wanna know, is inside the mind of these people, do they not know that at the top of the phone is a smaller quiet speaker for putting against their ear, cause the microphone is at the bottom of the phone? I can clearly see they know there’s a microphone at the bottom, but then they turn on the big speaker and hold the whole phone away from their face?
I really wish these people would understand that a tiny pair of wireless earbuds makes the audio sound so much better than a phone speaker.
Phone speaker should be silent and never used ever, no good has ever come out of a phone speaker. Use headphones instead all the time. I don’t even know why speakers exist on phones. I see kids and old ladies alike defaulting to speaker phone when they call people, they don’t use headphones (or, god forbid, put the phone up to their ear like we did for a hundred years).
Call me crotchety and grouchy or whatever, this is the hill I’m dying on.
Fuckers need to use some goddamn headphones.
So we dump water on his head, clean water, and the parasite comes out?
I saw it happen with a praying mantis recently.
You must be mighty itchy.