wuffah
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M-M-M-M-M-M-MULTI-MILK!
- wuffah@lemmy.worldtoShowerthoughts@lemmy.world•In the Gene Wilder version, Mike Teevee should have won the chocolate factoryEnglish11·23 hours ago
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don’t you try simply reading a book?
Or can you just not bear to look?
You’ll get no… you’ll get no… you’ll get no commercials
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you’re not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
The Candy Man can cause he mixes it with savvy business practices and loss leaders, and makes the world taste goooood!
- wuffah@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•why just "now and then" isn't enoughEnglish32·2 days ago
“My smoking doctor told me to spray my pussy with Lysol or my husband would leave me for a younger woman and it would be my fault for having a stinky pussy.”
How did a brand name survive for 100 years after this??
Welcome to the new age.
Hey you, on the bike!
- wuffah@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I never liked these. Too sticky and high in calories. My GF has always loved themEnglish171·4 days ago
I tried to confirm this with your girlfriend and she said she wanted me to put one in her vagina.
Your girlfriend is super weird man.
Squish it with a brick!
- wuffah@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If only I could power them with my disappointmentEnglish8·7 days ago
15 minutes of silence…
POWER OFF
“Let me back on to the ship!”
“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better get back to the ship.”
Probably not. I’m assuming that the censored image is from another platform that does, or is pre-censored for general reposting.
Is it to fool censorship bots that use OCR to recognize banned words?
And the bots would then take down the image with the offending text?
Well, I mean it’s right there in the image. Although, I guess Lemmy doesn’t have anything directly to do with censoring it.
No, in general. I just think it’s funny that the internet was invented to transfer information and the first thing we did with it was figure out how to censor it - copyrighted media, news, p*rnography, the word pornography, etc.



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