(Second-oldest person): “If I can hold out a bit longer, then I’ll have years left ahead of me”

Better than a drug addiction, I suppose.

Thanks for the hint. I am aware. A new unwritten rule is forming in defense of humanity, and requires much more effort to be put into low-effort memes: to the order of learning how to draw, and bending my life to please internet strangers to the detriment of my family.