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Two chicken died for that sin against tastebuds
THAT’S CHICKEN???
I thought it was fucking whipped cream or mayo wtf
Bleach-marinated chicken
Edit: deplatform those assholes
About as alabaster as their skin
I just assumed it was cake
In fairness, it is missing mayo.
It’s a remarkably effective argument for vegetarianism.
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If I’m reading that right (which obviously I’m not), you’d “love to buy a tiny violin?”
😂😂😂 nah that was actual snaps lmao
Edit: shade is reserved for memes/gifs
Them: “text is too ambiguous online, let’s add emojis to help…”
Me: “I don’t know what those emoji mean and at this point I’m afraid to ask”
Edit: I need to go take a rip.
Just fyi, that emoji is actually meant to be a tiny heart: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_heart
TIL: thank you kind stranger :)