Ignotum

I can’t make beans horny,
but beans can make me horny

Just look at those curves goddamn

Minus and minus is plus, i learned that in maffs

I’m out of the loop, what is so special about Finnish doms?

Ok

What does improper rnean?

What?

(mobi)liek if u cri evrytiem :,(

I have a nice shower speaker that, when low on power, begins beeping every 5 seconds, with at least three times the volume of the music

I get it, just give me 2 goddamn minutes to finish showering and then I’ll charge you!

I think of farm when sexing

Well they need to pay their teams of engineers dedicated to adding ads everywhere, that ain’t cheap!

That’s impossible, it has to be ai or something

Alright, I’ve noted you down as boggled 👍

“son, did you enlist in the skeletal army?”
Me: 🤷

Wish you’d have told me that an hour ago

Imagine having sex
heck, imagine having two sex

That’s why they used to burn witches, people love hot witches, the hotter the better

They either never meet, or they meet everywhere

Gunning down unarmed civilians in the street for the crime of filming with a phone is completely fine, but non-destructive tampering with the police state surveilance systems is where they draw the line

Phone and a cane?

I am confused yet intrigued

Eat it, possibly while showering