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Oh, I know it’s a different world for the attractive. Best I can manage is, “You’re scrawny and weird, and you’ve got a beak like a toucan, but it is 3:00 am, so…”
I’m listening
Face sitting.
Ayy, you come here often?
Some guys: “I am the genetically perfect man, able to provide and protect, recite poetry and carry you from a burning building to safety.”
My father: “Alcoholism and mental illness means I’m usually the last person in the bar at closing time.”
Some people find those kind of noses to be disarmingly attractive.
That toucan beak is an asset, my friend. Use it!
Hey, that’s my uncle and he cleaned up both before and between his marriages. I recommend a subscription to GQ and a career in academia.
Toucan beaks run in the family.