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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago

Drunk texts to grandma

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Drunk texts to grandma

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    One time I sexted my grandma and she sent me a picture of her pussy.

    Looked like a piece of beef jerky.

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      SMCF: not the hero we need right now, but definitely the one we deserve

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      WHAT!? ಠ_ಠ

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        ONE TIME I SEXTED MY GRANDMA AND SHE SENT ME A PICTURE OF HER PUSSY.

        LOOKED LIKE A PIECE OF BEEF JERKY.

        🗣️

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          8 days ago

          I invoke your username

    • Axolotl.cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      All the downvotes forgot to check the username or are new around here ig

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