Fruity Pebbles exist purely for the kids that think the aquarium gravel looks delicious as fuck.

And it’s exactly what I would expect aquarium gravel to taste and feel like.

Cromchy

Mmmmm, minerals.

Fill it with Nerds a bunch of times, so they get used to it then switch it to aquarium rocks.

*me when mom gets the aquarium gravel hot pockets

smart idea

We used to call those knowledge crystals

Recommended by that one dentist that doesn’t agree with others cuz he wants stacks

I hate that my mind immediately conjures up the disgusting sounds this would make to squish and/or bite.

I’m holding out for the perlite ones.

looks like cereal.

This stopped being funny about four or five posts ago.