So, in the last few years I’ve read a lot of posts on reddit that some men won’t wash their ass because “it’s gay”.
Can’t we just troll these guys into believing that it’s gay to brush your teeth aswell? I mean, the motion you make with your hand resembles that of a blow job.
It would not only be hilarious, it would also warn women ahead of time that the guy with bad breath probably don’t wash his ass and is a homophobe.
I use my toothbrush on my asshole because I’m double not gay.
Yes, but then do you also brush your teeth with it? That’s the ultimate not-gay test
Do I look like a guy who can afford two toothbrushes?
It would have to be a very small number of men though because believing that is so fucking stupid
You must not live in the US
No, that will not work.
Have you tried?
No, I just thought about it for a bit.
Can you pretty please think in the opposite direction and come up to a different conclusion?
It doesn’t fit our desires. We want teeth brushing to be gay.
No, I have no control over the direction of my thoughts. It’s actually debilitating.
This will work.
Those woke dentist scolds keep telling me to brush my teeth and stop gargling sand every night.
Pro tip: Gargle your boss’s tobacco dip spit. You’ll steal some of their microbiome and soon you’ll DOMINATE! FUCK YEAH!
shotguns a beer