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The whole time I’m having sex I think about farming so I don’t cum instantly.
I think about sexy cows when I want the big finish though.
Guv, then do I have something for you.
Jesus fuck who do you think I am that’s a sexy alien.
Bogos binted? 👽
You had to mention sexy cows.
Yeah I’m not going to think about the fugly ones.
why would you say that to his face, look hes so sad now
why did you do this?