• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
    66·
    2 days ago

    Wait for the world to get overrun by furries, but it’s just middle age bald dudes suddenly having shoulder length hair, six pack abs, and a deep sense of regret about how comfortable it is to carry around a two foot long penis.

    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.worldEnglish
      20·
      2 days ago

      People wishing for long hair and 6-pack abs have no clue the maintenance hell they are getting themselves into. The regret about the 2/3rds of a meter dong is spot on. Like envying a woman with melon sized breasts and not realizing how much back pain she deals with.

      • CADmonkey@lemmy.world
        3·
        11 hours ago

        I also get the feeling that a lot of women would be asking exactly what they are supposed to do with a 60-cm todger.

        I do have long hair. As does my wife. We buy shampoo by the gallon.

      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
        2·
        1 day ago

        I’ve got hair that’s about mid back at the longest and I don’t find it particularly annoying. But then again I usually keep it pinned with a hat so that probably helps.