lmao. It reaks of corpo L&D. That patronizing, condescending register of “You’re now in school so prepare to be treated like child again”

If you’re finished invading my privacy, may I return to work now? Or do you also want to look at my browser history? How about my social media accounts?

When someone has already written all over the Highlights magazine in the pediatricians office waiting area

Depends on the behavior, I think. I don’t really know, just pointing out that lemmy is five digits worth of people, total. There are only so many accounts with the words titty and wizard in it. You’re basically operating inside the social sphere of a village/town. The deputies all know the locals.

https://lemmy.fediverse.observer/stats

lol, lemmy is so small if a lemmy.world admin bans you, very likely they will see your ban evasion

Autumn leaves is the new e-girl bathwater

Wait, are you the right titty_wizard or merely a poor simulacrum?

Nothing special about life. It’s made up of the same stuff as the rest of the universe. The relatively slow-to-dissipate eddies in the entropy gradient will eventually return to the same equilibrium as the surrounding space given enough time. All this angst and turmoil just doesn’t seem worth it. Hit the big reset button and let the universe try again.

I hear this works too:

Can’t be too careful about Excessive Secretions.

Heh, the zeds are little a bit more ruff in this sequel

Bro, you gotta order two. That way you’re prepared to satisfy her irresistible urges.

Definitely not feeling bad, just pointing out that not many would know this wheel, or that he was the original host.

ie. This is some memeoarcheology

God damn, dust off the cobwebs from Barker’s corpse and stick him in a meme

Uhh, the swingers party is next door. Look for the upside down pineapple next time.

Wait, is this the Idles dude?

She’s only trying to gauge if I am on drugs to know if I was lying about being out of weed earlier when she wanted to roll a joint.

I think it is device dependent. I tried this with my phone and lost my place after I put it back into my pocket.

Wait, porno mags weren’t little booklets of single use fapspiration? I was doing it wrong?