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Bro, you gotta order two. That way you’re prepared to satisfy her irresistible urges.
You’d think so, but then she doesn’t actually want it, and you either need to gorge it down or waste it.
The trick is to SECRETLY order a double portion of fries so the GF isn’t aware that you have a double portion. She only becomes defensive if she knows there’s fuckery aimed at her.
Ok. Whatever, dude!