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There’s a whole genre of these missing limb jokes, often puns.
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen
What do you call a man with a prosthetic toe? Roberto
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the ground? Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter what you call them, they aren’t gonna come
How do you get a one-armed person out of a tree? You wave
Etc.
Cow with two legs is lean beef.
What do you call a buck without any eyes? No-eye deer