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Try sucking a tiny dick like mine that looks like a mushroom barely popping out of a shag carpet and get back to me.
Pass, but thanks for the offer!
Wimp.
As my old boss used to say, which was super inappropriate and I hated every second of it: trimming the bushes makes the house look bigger.
He’s not wrong tho.