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“No, I paid a prostitute to pee in a bottle. I mean, yeah, I’m weird.”
Well Mr. MacGyver, the good news is you are drug free. The bad news is you are pregnant and have herpes and syphillis.
That’s OK, I don’t believe in syphilis!
Found trumps account.
Shh! That’s classified!
I mentally declare this whole thread classified!
O okay, carry on, then,