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titty_wizard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

I'm high on life

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I'm high on life

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titty_wizard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    I love that tiny niche of memes made from pictures of Actors reading they’re script.

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    I only take positive drugs, negative drugs are so depressing…

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    If you’re finished invading my privacy, may I return to work now? Or do you also want to look at my browser history? How about my social media accounts?

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      I had to take a background check last year that essentially gave them the rights to reach out to anybody that has possibly known me my entire life.

      For a job I was already working. So incredibly invasive.

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      ok whatever, dude

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    “No, I paid a prostitute to pee in a bottle. I mean, yeah, I’m weird.”

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      Well Mr. MacGyver, the good news is you are drug free. The bad news is you are pregnant and have herpes and syphillis.

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        That’s OK, I don’t believe in syphilis!

        • village604@adultswim.fan
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          Found trumps account.

          • DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth
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            Shh! That’s classified!

            I mentally declare this whole thread classified!

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          O okay, carry on, then,

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    When I started gender transition I was a nominal cis het guy working at a conservative engineering company in Texas. As I grew my hair out and my features started inexplicably softening, guess who always got selected for the “random” drug tests?

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    Let me get a hit of dat life my wizza

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    The great thing about being weird is that nobody knows when you’re on drugs.

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    Hallucinogens don’t show up on most workplace drug tests

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      I see you passed the drug test; have you been coming into work on LSD everyday?

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    Weird doesn’t take drugs, or weird acts like that but isn’t on drugs.

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      I’ve stopped asking, got used to being judged I guess.

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