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You don’t click buttons in the physical world. You press buttons. Clicking buttons is something you do on a screen.
Also, as others have mentioned, none of the buttons have genitalia.
A better sign should say:
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PLEASE DO NOT USE YOUR PENIS TO PRESS BUTTONS.
ELEVATOR MONITORED BY VIDEO RECORDING.
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I specifically say penis because I doubt any ladies are hitting the buttons with their ‘nethers. Unless they’re gymnasts, or have crazy prehensile labia. And if they do, more power to ’em.