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My shoes aren’t usually next to my bed in the morning.
Neither are my socks.
Where are they then? Don’t you keep your clothes in your bedroom?
My wife’s dresser is in the bedroom, but there’s not room for another, so mine is in the children’s room with their dressers. But even when I was single I didn’t keep my outside clothes right next to the bed, only housewear.