Cant believe Dan has played every single game other than those 6
Including all the tfgames.
Yeah he’d prefer to kill millions of real brown children instead
The game that is named after a crime has too much crime!
GTA5 actually had some things to say about the Epstein class. That’s probably the reason why it didn’t resonate well with him.
And he hates chess because royalty can die in it.
What a pick me dork!
The most pathetic of losers.
This is the kid who gets picked last for a schoolyard game and it’s 100% justified.
Always got picked last and never grew out of it because he was a pampered little baby bitch.
That’s so stupid - it’s just a game.
He prefers white collar crime. How is he supposed to make money killing a cop? Waste of time.
This guy is a fucking liar.
btw i agree though. i don’t play GTA either because fuck all these first-person do-violence games
update: i just watched the gameplay trailer. police opened fire first. fuck those bastards
I can’t hear you from so high up in your ivory tower.
I would like it if we don’t post Elon musk stuff
Yeah, I thought the comm was for posts that were shitty (and funny for it), not posts by shitheads.
Can’t kill cops in a game but is slowly destroying the world. I guess it just want enough for him
He also quit playing BioShock early when he found there was no option to play as Andrew Ryan.
Oh god. Someone please release a Bioshock mod that replaces Andrew Ryan with Elon Musk. Just for that one scene. You know…
He’s just sucks at gaming. Maybe he’d improve if he actually played the games instead of paying people to level his characters for him or had friends to play with. Fucking loser.
his avatar is sad.
it’s obviously a metaphor for his dick and sexual prowess but he obviously can’t get laid and never satisfies any of the women he pays to be around him.
imagine being the richest man in the world and posting on twitter all day.
that says something about humanity or elon musk–probably both.