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WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

Elon doesn't like committing crimes in a game. He would rather commit crimes irl...

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Elon doesn't like committing crimes in a game. He would rather commit crimes irl...

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WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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  • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
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    He prefers to play Tropico where you make the law and suppress anybody disagreeing.

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    GTA5 actually had some things to say about the Epstein class. That’s probably the reason why it didn’t resonate well with him.

    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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      And he hates chess because royalty can die in it.

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    This guy is a fucking liar.

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    What a sad and pathetic little loser…

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    There is debate with Theil and Graber in which Theil basically says that today paypal would be impossible to start, because all they did was actually money laundering. So yeah, it’s crime all the way down for these people.

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      Are you talking about this quote (emphasis added):

      PayPal couldn’t have started in a post-Patriot Act world. We would have been accused of money laundering.

      because, if so, I think you have misrepresented it quite badly.

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        Keep in mind this company literally put hits out on people and try to fucking stalk and kill them. It would be shocking if they were not laundering money.

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          Still a far cry from the accusation above!

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            Is it?

            If the accusation was false would DOJ even being charges? I’m taking about when it was run by competent people, not right now.

            Also, since when those people cared about legality? They are infamous for doing highly illegal shit then using loopholes in law and believes to politicians to get away from trouble.

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              I meant “they were laundering money” is a far cry from “they were just laundering money”.

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    he just allows AI general CSAM on his degenerate platform.

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      He literally broke laws for his factories. I know of a few cases

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    I would like it if we don’t post Elon musk stuff

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      Yeah, I thought the comm was for posts that were shitty (and funny for it), not posts by shitheads.

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    The most pathetic of losers.

    This is the kid who gets picked last for a schoolyard game and it’s 100% justified.

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      Always got picked last and never grew out of it because he was a pampered little baby bitch.

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    He also quit playing BioShock early when he found there was no option to play as Andrew Ryan.

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      Oh god. Someone please release a Bioshock mod that replaces Andrew Ryan with Elon Musk. Just for that one scene. You know…

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    But he’ll happily let thousands of children die due to his decision to cut USAid. Even when presented with evidence of it, he attacks the bearer of the news.

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    Yeah he’d prefer to kill millions of real brown children instead

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    He’s only into raping children and financial crimes.

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      Don’t forget mass murder.

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    “Why won’t this game let me lick the cops’ boots? Open-world, my ass!”

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    A blue whales vagina is the third biggest pussy in the world next to these two

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      Who’s Dan?

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    Cant believe Dan has played every single game other than those 6

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      Including all the tfgames.

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