They could’ve just left him in the cart, taped it shut. But, noooooooo!
This infographic is inaccurate: the airport employee should be pictured struggling to pull the cart, not casually walking.
Also, it’s orange, not red.
The tacos are of course a layer of protection, because if a would-be assassin decides to have a snack, they’ll be hit with instant explosive diarrhoea, thanks to a defence contract with Taylor Farms.
He’s like a squid, in the face of danger he blows out a cloud of shit to cover his escape.
Just to clarify, the shit clouds come out of his mouth right?
i love how they just put a standing trump silhouette rotated 90degrees, and from now this is how he canonically sleeps.
This meme is a reference to the Saddam Hussein’s hiding place meme.
it will be funny if he has a sudden cardiac arrest from being in a cramped space.
Are we pretending like he wouldn’t have ordered the tacos and coke to be poured into his little hovel with him?
It’s a good thing they haven’t made missiles to sense oversized shitted-in diapers, or he’d have really been in trouble
That should be McDonald’s, not tacos on top. The taco is already on the bottom.
I know it’s not supposed to be a realistic scale but I’m wondering why they have drawn Donvict Drumpf so, ahem, ‘thin’?
Your screen isn’t large enough for them to draw him proportionally.
Out of the loop: what’s the background story here?
Trump, faced with possible threat of assassination, was smuggled to a different plane by hiding in a catering cart
He left some of his closest advisors on the decoy plane
He is so very tactful I can’t imagine how he delivered the news.
Waves tiny hands “Some of you may have to die to ensure that I live…”
In reality, he didn’t tell them shit and they thought he was on the plane with them.
LMAO