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cm0002@lemy.lol to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 14 days ago

The guy in the word problems lmao

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cm0002@lemy.lol to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 14 days ago
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    I just had the exact opposite problem. Ordered 2, 5lb bags of potatoes. They tried to give me 2 individual ones.

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      As long as both potatoes are 5lbs, I don’t see the problem!

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        Those would be some bigass potatoes.

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          Idaho is path to abilities some would consider… Unnatural.

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          Those would be some big ass-potatoes

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            Whelp… There goes my comment

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      My gf ordered a bunch of bananas… They gave her 1 banana… I then tried to do a Gwen Stefanie impression singing “this shit is bananas” I was told that was I was being immature though

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        You should have apologized and started singing “This shit is banana.”

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          B A N A N A …

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      I would fucking raise hell, like GIVE ME THE POTATOES I FUCKING PAID FOR OR I WILL MAKE YOU PAY DEARLY FOR YOUR MISTAKE.

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