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HeroCool@nord.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

No lowballs I know what I got

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No lowballs I know what I got

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HeroCool@nord.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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      Why did Eric’s mom put the bed pan so far away

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        If you’re familiar with the show… you know the answer.

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      Exactly what I was thinking about.

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    That piss tube goes too low in the bucket. After a few liters of piss it will reach the tube and you have problems in the seams. Don’t ask how I know.

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      Spotted the civil engineer

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        Nothing civil about a piss bucket, ngl.

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      nothing a little caulk can’t fix

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        I feel like there’s enough caulk in the tube already.

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    Who the fuck is sitting on this hardass plastic chair for long enough to have to take a shit?

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      You may want to consider upping your fiber.

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        Eating more fiber will let me sit on hard chairs longer?

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          This explains so much…

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            Quite a thread

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    Classic shitpost

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      *Shitbucket, pissbucket too

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    I thought it was a fart powered genital cooler at first

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      what a sentence

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      You my friend are a poet!

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      😫

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    I’m a gamer and spend a lot of time in front of my PC but… jfc that’s grim…

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    As someone who has pissed in empty beer cans to avoid interacting with my roommate, I can tell you cleaning that bucket is not fun.

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      As someone who had an older brother whose room was in the basement w/o a bathroom…

      Aged piss is a hell off a thing

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    That’s the worst Blow Job machine I’ve ever seen!!!

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    No lowballs? I guess old men are out.

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      And those that are so full after abstaining for No Nut November.

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    The diagonally positioned keyboard is a nice touch.

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    🤮

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