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Who won?
Quilted northern
Not trying to tell you how to live your life but you should get a bidet.
And you should take your own fucking advice
Grouchy uneducated toilet paper people 🧐
Do you just walk around with a wet ass? Or do you dry it somehow after your delightfully magnificent ass shower?
Tell us all that story. What happens NEXT?
It has an air dryer 🧐
Ooo, fancy!
I’m good with the TP
If I want someone to blow on my asshole, that’s third-date level stuff. I don’t want that from some bathroom appliance.
Wanna go to dinner with me?
The toilet lost, thats for sure.