Which hole does the hotdog go in
The hotdog goes in the bottom hole, mayo goes into one of the upper ones at your discretion
Got it, hotdog in bottom hole… Now what do I do with the mask?
absolute ovum for the eyes
Square hole :-)
Either of them?
That’s not what that is.
Edit: On a side note: I think bondage masks are ugly as fuck and the opposite of sexy. Am I alone here?
Yes, that is the joke.
I am not exactly sure they are supposed to be sexy in the first place
Yeah, the mask isn’t sexy. Commanding someone to wear the mask is what’s sexy.
what is the appeal then?
The bondage? Sensory deprivation, loss of control, loss of facial features, loss of speech - any combination of those and more. I find the concept very hot. Each padlock is +10 heart rate.
Ah I can see it a little, thanks
Being unsexy. Like how an antijoke is funny in the right context maybe?
I mean…technically it is a ‘hotdog’ eating mask
That’s the joke
I mean, that’s the joke!
That actually really is a bargain price. I’m sure something like this would cost at least $100 new, maybe much more.
With second hand I’d worry about sanitation through, is it really possible to clean the seams well enough to make it worth it?
All the seller has to do is tell the buyer that they are a dirty slut and to put it on and they would have no choice but to.
I believe it’s all part of the first competitive hotdog eating charter.
Wiener after wiener after wiener.
Sounds like my kind of party. 😏
You wear this and lose to some skinny Asian guy.
A lil’ hotdog for your eyeball