I make this joke whenever we park the car. Or bikes. In a parking lot.

The best part is my wife still laughs.

I said it as i was getting out of the car for band practice last week. I think it’s a 50 car parking lot. There actually is a second lot connecting to it (like a 20 car lot) for a school, so I’m going to have to sit down with a map one of these days and figure out where the lines of the Itchy Lot are and Be Fucking Accurate next time i make this joke.