Snance
I love this character because he will not give you up as a source, he will not deadname you, he will respect your pronouns, and you are still going to be fired and sued just because you wore the wrong color shirt.
The oft-neglected virtue of professionalism.
Well duh! She’s wearing a red undershirt with a web design. That shows a clear journalistic bias in favour of Spider-Woman.
You can’t fire a freelancer…
Jameson: “What? Okay then you’re hired. Welcome aboard. NOW you’re fired!”
JJ is egalitarian in his own way. To him, all spider-people are a menace, regardless of gender.

Oddly enough, while Marvel does have trans and genderswapped characters 1-1 with other universes, they don’t have an entirely genderswapped universe.
Possible himbo Starfire, you say…?
This bears investigation.
Note to self: dommy mommy Darkseid?
