I love this character because he will not give you up as a source, he will not deadname you, he will respect your pronouns, and you are still going to be fired and sued just because you wore the wrong color shirt.
When I first saw Spider-Man 1, I totally missed that; Green Goblin threatens Jonah to his face, and his only answer is “I don’t know who takes the photos! I get them in the mail!!”
I totally forgot that happened. J. Jonah Jameson had a lot wrong with him, but damn, he didn’t rat sources to anyone.
Specifically because, y’know, IRL, people like the Green Goblin show up asking for the reasons you’d expect.
Good guy Jonah
The oft-neglected virtue of professionalism.
Well duh! She’s wearing a red undershirt with a web design. That shows a clear journalistic bias in favour of Spider-Woman.
You can’t fire a freelancer…
Jameson: “What? Okay then you’re hired. Welcome aboard. NOW you’re fired!”
Too fast.
That’s how fast he talks.
JJ is egalitarian in his own way. To him, all spider-people are a menace, regardless of gender.
Oddly enough, while Marvel does have trans and genderswapped characters 1-1 with other universes, they don’t have an entirely genderswapped universe.
Possible himbo Starfire, you say…?
This bears investigation.
Note to self: dommy mommy Darkseid?
Snance
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