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Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?
Or perhaps a [CULINARY_TUBER_THAT_IS_NOT_A_POTATO].
Perhaps an apple of the earth?
You can use those to make French fries.
Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard-Boiled Egg!