Love ETS2, but if you’re not playing it in VR, you’re missing about 50% of the game. I spend most of my time rubbernecking at the scenery. It’s so pretty.

Because it’s more hilarious dontyouknow. :|

If that’s an indicator of the level of ‘humour’ in this game, I already know not to buy it.

And the yanking is just arsehole behaviour. Whenever some chode tries to crush my hand in a handshake, I just let it go completely limp like a dead fish.

I don’t, but it’s not a new concept. A quick search says it dates back to Shakespeare, and probably before.

I ask and they say need to order from their app, just scan the qr code

Yeah, that’s the point I would have turned around and walked out.

Me, 30 years ago driving in Banff high as fuck in the middle of the night (long story):

Cop pulls me over for rolling through a stop sign. “Have you been drinking?”

Me: “Drinking? No.”

Wife in passenger seat: “Ffffffff…!”

That was a roller-coaster of a read. At first I was like ‘Hell yeah! This needs to be set to music and performed as an opera.’ But it just kept going on and on without really making any point other than ‘she sucks’. I bailed about two thirds in. Brevity is the soul of wit, people!

Have you seen the way he shakes hands? It’s bordering on assault. Still a bullshit claim, though.

The enshittification will continue until profits improve.

Who does Meta think wants any of this crap?

If you must engage at all, and I recommend you don’t, mockery works for me.

Don’t even get me started on ‘white’ people.

The word you want is ‘cutlery’.