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God: is all loving
Creates an extinction event because he’s in bad mood
“But he loves you.”
Haven’t you ever played the sims?
“AH CRAP, FUCKED THIS WHOLE RUN UP, TIME TO RESTART THE SIM. FUUUUUUU”
He’s still refining his prompts
Except we’re stuck in the one more turn endgame and things are getting weird
“Getting”?
Who amongst us hasn’t woken up hangry and done some light genociding before breakfast
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You could have easily cropped out the snickers part. Corpo plugs aren’t really welcome here.
crop the snickers part, you got it
oh we’ve got an edgy one here
some of these folks take themselves and their shitpost commenting too seriously
i have so many edges that im impractical to sharpen
true that, but you still could take out the corporate logo since it just annoys people here
Those flies totally had it coming!
Except to Job, he for whatever reason hated that guy and loved to torment him.
A lot of people have jobs they hate
God predicted capitalism
“bad mood”
Genesis 6:5 Then God, seeing that the wickedness of men was great upon the earth and that every thought of their heart was intent upon evil at all times,
Also god ‘hell yeah chosen people, go murder them rats with no concern, strip down their girls and fuck em in the pussy holes!’
Only the shittiest of carpenters blames the tools he made himself, for his own embarrassment.
Flooding the earth was the best he could come up with? He’s supposed to be all knowing and all powerful. He could’ve worked something out without resorting to genocide.
But why would he do that, it’s often easier to start from scratch than fix something broken.
It’s not much different than starting a new game of SIMS and deleting your old characters.