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TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

I can't help myself, they're eggcellent.

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I can't help myself, they're eggcellent.

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TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • BarbudoGrande@lemmy.world
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    My mother had to make a separate plate for me so I wouldn’t touch the main platter for all the guests

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    I genuinely have to stop myself from eating all the deviled eggs when they’re made available… I try to keep it down to three until everyone else has a chance at them. I can eat an entire serving tray full of them though if no one stops me

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      I try to keep it down to three

      Three eggs … meaning six halves, right?

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        No, three dozen. So 72 halves.

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          Good thinking, it’s a marathon not a race. You’ve got to start off slow.

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    RIP OP’s breathable air.

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    no paprika on those bad boys is a sin.

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      I like to make half with paprika and half with diced chives, around Christmastime. I think that’s the only valid reason to not put paprika on them.

      I might get some hate because I use spanish smoked paprika instead of the hungarian variety.

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        Smoked paprika is the best!

        Do you use fresh or dried chives?

        • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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          Fresh! I don’t grow that shit for no reason.

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        Fresh dill is another good option

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    Devilled eggs are gross. Fight me

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      The supermarket ones taste like plastic, the good ones are amazing

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        I’ve never even thought to buy pre-made deviled eggs. Never even seen them for sale, for that matter.

        I might buy pre-boiled eggs in a pinch, though.

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      Found the vegan.

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        No sir. I’ll eat a hard boiled all day. Don’t need it drenched in mayo and paprika tho

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        Brutal!

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      When and where?

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        Right here, right now

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    Just so long as you leave after eating that many eggs.

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      Make an expeditious retreat to your lands so your toxic fume expulsion harms nobody else. Please. Ill pay for your gas so your gas stays in your … ass til you’re home and it can pass.

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        Pure poetry.

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    Deviled eggs are the food of the Gods.

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      Well yeah, it’s right there in the name!

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        Is the devil a god? Have I never pondered this before?!

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          Depends which one you’re talking about, but generally no. Satan is a fallen angel.

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          God would be far less popular without the devil.

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          /shrug. It’s all fiction. Don’t lose any sleep over a specific character’s lore.

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    They wouldn’t want me around after eating that many eggs, anyway.

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