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These storms are only getting worse. Good thing they are voting for people that believe in climate change, funding FEMA, and providing social services. Oh, they’re not? They’re still blaming Obama? I guess the 3 brain cells that the entire south shares aren’t helping.
Not gonna lie, I’d elect a guy who can control hurricanes. That’d certainly be an interesting person to lead peace talks. Not to mention that everyone would constantly beg them to dress like storm, which would make those meetings wild. Bow to the impeccable glutes of your storm lord
Lol Obama got berated wearing a tan suit, imagine the outrage if he donned skin tight latex
no i’m still imagining the latex
“And in other news, Rupert Murdoch was struck by his 17th consecutive hurricane this week.”
Three brain cells? Two of them are vertically integrated genetically like having a Kuato tell you it’s two people in a trench coat and the third one belongs to the orange cat.