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I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate five cans of beans, but I did. I’m ashamed of myself. The first can doesn’t count, then you get to the second, and third I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin’.
You sound like one of those boys from Sunnyvale.