That’s my breakfast smoothie.

Yeah she’s seven pixels.

Definitely.

Because you didn’t pick it up you lazy bastard.

If pacing yourself is five beers an hour what is Michael’s regular intake?

That’s amazing.

Oh it’s the old I don’t even see weight argument.

I’ll take a copy or three!

Obviously Nicole Kidman’s role.

That article was from Jan 5, 2021.

Biden wasn’t president at that time.

OP’s mom’s legs like them towers.

Posting these hot takes on twitter completely undermines the message.

We give money to the billionaire job-creator class so they can create jobs, dodge taxes and fuck kids.

You sound like one of those boys from Sunnyvale.

Clever.

Marilyn manson’s looking pretty healthy these days.

It’s the arby’s hat.

It alternates.

Oh my calendar has sex scheduled every Tuesday and anal on alternating Saturdays.