If anyone was curious, I asked my computer and it told me it’s completely moral and ethical to skin this man alive then quickly toss him into the salty ocean water for a nice swim.

Seems like that’s taking it a bit far to me, but we’re supposed to outsource our thinking to computers now so I guess I have to believe it.

Literally cutting off his nose to spite his face.

“The intelligent, educated people that we rely on to create the products and services we make all our money on, are asking for compensation and must be eliminated from society!”